Does anyone read band bios? Seriously, who gives a shit? We dont have time to write some dumb fucking bio for you. We are too busy winning awards, selling out arenas, and sifting through the massive onslaught of fan mail and endorsement deals that we get on a daily basis. Contact our manager if you want to know anything else:
We come from the future to and we are here to rock your faces.
We play dancy funk house music and throw snacks. Please show up to our shows hungry. We also print our own money called sexbruise? dollars. If you would like to print your own sexbruise dollars, you may do so here.
Check our our new single, Rite Aid, here.